Saturday, September 29, 2007

A Letter To The (So Called) 'Purists'

Dear 'Purists',

This letter comes after reading much of what all of you think of the new 'slash-bang' form of Cricket (more popularly called T20), and frankly, all I have to say is: stop whining.

Stop whining about the fact that this form of cricket is not a fair contest between bat and ball. Because it is. Take the semi-final between India and Australia as a case in point. Or any of the two matches played before or after by India. Especially the final. It was won not by the alleged 'slog shots', but with disciplined bowling- and a sensible innings from Gambhir. And yes, all ten wickets were taken, thank you.

Stop whining about the fact that there is no place in the format for sensible batting. All the match-winning innings played throughout the tournament have been a result of a good cricketing mind, and some brilliant cricketing shots. If the format demanded a strike rate well over hundred, the batsmen seemed to respond impressively. Even the six sixes over Stuart Broad by Yuvraj Singh in that match-changing over were 'good cricketing shots', save one.

Stop whining about how cricket is being 'polluted' with all the song-and-dance, and the like. If a few cheerleaders and lowered ticket rates is what it takes to take the game to the masses, then so be it. Because let's face it- the heart of cricket lies not with the tea-sipping, leisure-loving, rich gentlemen (who like to say 'good shot mate' to the most dubious of shots) from some remote county in England- but with the big-dreaming village lad (with a heart the size of a cricket field) from the remotest parts of countries like India and Pakistan, who likes to work hard and celebrate harder.

Stop whining. Grow up. Times are changing, and cricket- for once- is going along. The bars have been raised- and there's no place for complacency. Bowlers have been presented with the challenge of restricting a team to less than eight runs an over, and the cream of the lot have resonded beautifully. The batsmen too have been under pressure to play good cricket without losing their minds, and they've proved they are up to the challenge. The fielding standards have been raised, and catches that would've been considered near-impossible before, have become common-place. And with that- the pace of running between the wickets, the fitness, the athleticism, the ability to think on one's feet- has gone several notches higher.

Accept the fact that the world cup gone by has ushered in a new era of cricket- and a pace and intensity never associated with the game has now become an integral part of it. It has truly become the 'survival of the fittest'- in every sense of the term- and the faster you accept that, the better for yourself.

Because Twenty20 Cricket is here to stay. Whether you like it or not.

With love,
A 'New-Age' fan :)

Thursday, September 27, 2007

My 'flashbulb' moment!

If you're Indian, go ask your grandparents what they remember of the day of the India-Pakistan partition, or your parents about the assasination of Indira Gandhi- or of the time when Kapil Dev brought home the 1983 World Cup. If you're on the other side of the world, ask them about the day of Kennedy's assasination, or for that matter- Martin Luther's, or even of the day when Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon for the first time. Chances are, they will not only be able to tell you what day of the week it was- but even exactly what they were doing in the few moments preceding and following that moment that they found out.

There are few days in our entire lives that we are able to relive almost minute-by-minute, what psychologists like to call 'flashbulb memories', and I lived one such moment not too long ago...

India won the first Twenty20 World Cup. To many, its just a fact. For me, it evokes a string of memories- of each and every one of the events that unfolded in those magical three and a half hours...

I remember just how overcast it was- the sky knit with clouds of gloom- but the weather on the other side of the window couldn't have been more different. As the two traditional rivals lined up to sing the national anthems- one could almost feel history being created. And every little thing that happened afterwards is etched in my memory. The first ball near run-out, to the magnificent first six that Irfan's bigger version launched into the stands and Asif's ultimate revenge.

And all along, the two urges tearing me on the inside- one wanting to stay, to not miss one second of the proceeding; the other not wanting to see- the stress, the tension- almost overwhelming. I remember running into my room, shutting the door, and pretending to read a novel that I now cannot even recall the name of- all the while, my heart in the drawing room- where the TV lay. I remember trying to act nonchalant, telling everyone that India was going to lose with the palatry score they posted- all the while wishing, more than ever, that I would be proved wrong.

I also remember running out every time I heard the faintest of shouts- and then rushing right back in- almost as if by my not seeing, Indian would win. I remember how a friend called, and as I talked to him, a flurry of shouts came from the TV room- I rushed, and can still remember the faces of my father and brother flushed with joy- with my father declaring that it was all over- Malik and Afridi were gone! I remember hanging up on my friend, and wathing every single ball that followed- pacing up and down the room- the excitement not letting me sit. I remember, very vividly, how Misbah and Tanvir almost single-handedly took the game away- I remember each of those five seemingly humongous hits over the boundary that followed- turning the whole match on its head. And I also remember the revenge of Sreesanth- that sweet sound of timber- as Tanvir walked back. But also the feeling that probably it was all over.

I also remember RP Singh's excellent penultimate over, but also the excruciating question just before the start of the last one- who would it be? Who would bowl the last over after Bhajji had gotten the stick in his two overs? Our most unlikely crisis-hero, as it turns out. Joginder Sharma. As he wiped the sweat off his face not being able to hide the nervousness and bowled the first ball- that got nowhere near the batsmen- one got the feeling that it was all over. Twelve runs. Six balls. Only one wicket in hand, but the in-form Misbah on strike. And a nervous Joginder Sharma. Could it get any easier for Pakistan? The six off the very next ball only added to the silence that one could feel in the surroundings- as dismay almost consumed each and every one of us in front of the TV set. Four balls. Six runs. Too easy.

And then came the ball that can probably be replayed at will in the minds of each and every Indian cricket fan... Joginder Sharma's third ball-- Misbah moving across his stumps to play what looked like a pre-meditated shot-- an unorthodox scoop-- the ball staying in the air for what seemed like an eternity-- and then, Sreesanth (and his God!) emerging out of nowhere and taking the catch-- and Ravi Shastri's exact words... "It's all over! INDIA WIN!"-- And the eruption of unadultrated blissful joy that immediately followed-- My father and brother running across the room with shouts of joy-- me, on the floor, crying in disbelief.




Ask me twenty years down the line, and I'll probably be able to live each one of those moments in explicit detail. Ask me fifty years down the line, and it'll still hold true. That moment, and everything that followed- the Indians in a heap over Sehwag; Misbah still at the crease- on his knees in dibelief, agony; the Indian victory lap; Bhajji and Irfan's joyous chest-bump; Dhoni taking his shirt off and presenting it to a fan; the presentation ceremony- and the riot of celebration that followed- in South Africa and on the other side of the TV set; and even Harsha Bhogle's parting words "the most deserving final in the longest time"...

Yes. They'll all live on. Each one of them. In joyous, explicit detail.

This was my 'flashbulb memory', what about yours? :)

Monday, September 3, 2007

Thinking out-of-the-box? What's that?

Recently, faced with the eternal problem of the dismal number of submissions to the school newsletter, we- the newsletter committee- put our heads together to come up with- what we thought- was 'the' solution to the problem. We decided on a few topics that we thought were the talk of the nation- or of the youth at least- and we told each student to write at least a paragraph about what thoughts came to their mind when they heard the given topics. I mean, how could that go wrong? Everyone seemed to have quick opinions about everything, and how difficult would it be to put a few of those down in words?


But somewhere, our assumptions went horribly wrong.


The first problem? "What am I supposed to write?" Quite understandable, I said to myself, as this was the first time that the newsletter was doing something of this sort. As I explained that they just had to put down their opinion, the confusion only seemed to grow- "But... but am I supposed to write for or against the topic?". As I repeated the answer I had given earlier, adding 'it is completely your decision'- there was a marked indifference on the faces.


If the start was dismal, the results were even more so. As we scanned paragraph after paragraph submitted by all the classes ranging from 6th to 12th- we tried hard to mask the disappointment with some humour ("Okay, so let me predict what the next paragraph will start with..." and such). But the truth was, any one could have written those paragraphs (barring a few). Because all of them seemed to have the same opinion- and most of them even started with the same sentence! We had given topics like 'The school food', and 'The effectiveness of the Indian Education System', and 'Live-In Relationships'- expecting, at the very least, some mixed responses from the students. But the first two mostly drew articles unabashedly glorifying the school food and our education system, quite contrary to what one would hear down the corridors, or in the class. And the topic of 'Live-In Relationships', which seemed to attract so much conversation in class and outside it- with people being equally vociferous in defending it as well as opposing it, managed to draw just the one article!


As I took my stock of editing home, and went through more piles of the same things I had read so many times over, my first feelings were those of frustration, and bitter disappointment in the inability of the students to express their honest opinions when given the platform.


It was not until I had a good cry, and the whole house knew about my disappointments, that I realised that they were probably misdirected- and even a wee bit unfair. Maybe, just maybe- they weren't completely at fault.


How can they be blamed when, all their schooling life, they've been told what exactly to write- complete with the exact number of words they need to write it in? What else could explain the fact that most of the students use 'guides' for literature of a particular subject- something that is so purely supposed to be left upto interpretation? How can they be blamed when they've been told all their life what exactly their opinion about a particular piece of literature should be?


How can they be blamed when expressing dissent has never been something that's been encouraged? Afterall, going with the norm seems to have its proven awards- students who seem to be unable to even carry out a conversation in a language have been known to score the highest marks in a paricular exam- especially if it happens to be a nationally reputed 'board' exam. Learning by rote seems to have its obvious advantages. And for people who actually have another opinion? Hard luck mate!

But its not just the board exams that encourage our tendency to 'go with the tide'. An inbuilt fear of rejection- that of non-acceptence- seems to be a commonly known trait of the entire human race. So are we afraid of taking a stance? Are we too used to playing it safe?


And what exactly are we moving towards? A society where our real opinions have been covered with what people want us to think? Or one where there's a complete lack of the former? And why?

In a country like ours- a democracy that thrives on the motto of 'of the people, by the people, for the people'- how can we expect positive changes if we just don't hold opinions, or are too busy playing it safe? Why do we not believe in the fact that voicing our opinions- especially if they are different- can bring about some concrete changes?

Why are we afraid to stand out- to be unique? Will there be a day when we will be as uniform- as indistinguishable- as french fries coming out of a structure with a huge 'M' over it?